1.
The boxing legend Muhammad Ali, once refused to fasten seat belt when he was in a flight by say that superman don’t need seatbelt and the airhostess politely replied that, Superman don’t need plane either.
2.
In a parent teacher meeting, a teacher cranky comments many times on a child’s mother’s English. She replied, sorry I sometimes mix English with other six languages. How many do you speak? The teacher could not speak after that.
3.
A boy was flirting with his colleague who wears glasses. He tried to made fun of her glasses by saying, take off your glasses, you look way better without them. She replied, Yes! You look better without them too.
4.
A girl was behaving to mean to a quiet and shy boy who was doing his work with focus and the girl was making him disturb. The teacher noticed and said don’t be so mean, he can be your boss someday. The boy said, I don’t want to be a pimp as grown.
5.
A mother was teaching about virginity to her daughter by using pastries for example. She took a bite from one of them and said this is the difference when you lose your virginity. Smart girl replied, but both pastries taste is exactly similar.